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Caroline. Mostly harmless. Fangirl. Wanderlust. Music. Coffee. Books. Sweets. Food. Scatterbrained. Adventures. Photography. Easily amused. Desert dweller. Beach rat. Half mad. Aspiring grown up. Eccentric. I like things.

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

—School is important, Math is essential.
—To what?!
—Knowing how much to tip at restaurants.

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

mannybarbosa:

what a baby”

sugarmint-dreams:

Falling through an eternity of time and space. 

sugarmint-dreams:

Falling through an eternity of time and space. 

chevalierdog:

i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

still my favorite twitter interaction of all time.